Welcome to the site @Dayton Tomisato Bigger Pockets is the most innovative and educational site available to learn about real estate investing.All the best to you!

I'm brand new to real estate investment.

Welcome to the site @Janet Brown Bigger Pockets is the most innovative and educational site available to learn about real estate investing.Wishing you the best in your real estate journey!

Would I be better off just leasing a brand new Camaro?

They just might have to go through less pleasant channels now, like getting a loan from a family member/friend, a cash advance from their CC, and/or a payday loan (since the wife starts working in Nov.).Keep us updated! 

I can't even say that I'm a new investor as I'm brand new and looking to learn.

A brand new investor, on the other hand, may want a partner with more experience that can help work through the deal

They exist yet are hard to find, but I am getting a lot of info on multi-family availability and hotel/motels - mom and pops, some with owner finance, some franchised and/or national brand flagged in places like Ocala, Gainesville, smaller towns in Central and North Florida.I'm pretty good at sniffing these things out.

Oh it does have the crab on it because that is part of my branding.

Miller & Smith/ Winchester Homes- Great designs, very innovative.