Your not just regurgitating political talking points your a dang loud speaker for the ultra left-wing koo-koo's....This reminds me of the time that one tenant said to me "and I bet you think the world is round too don't ya" lol.

A loud speaker and keep playing the  "Barney " theme song .

They have a loud speaker on the truck so you can hear them a block away.

You could also set up loudspeakers outside of the shed and blast Wesley Willis music as loud as it will go.

He also had a loud speaker that when triggered would give a warning and 10 seconds to get off the property before a full blown alarm/police call for trespassing was placed.

An airplane is flying at 35,000 feet when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells the passengers that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains.

I was at an auction and looking around at kitchen appliances and I heard the auctioneer calling my name on the loudspeaker from another part of the house. 

He bought it in the Winter and by the time the warm weather rolled in, lots of drug dealing which was happening inside those residences, came outside to enjoy the weather.Eventually, people pulled up with SUVs with loud speakers playing all kinds of unsavory music, drug dealing was done constantly in the open.

If all that doesn’t work, put some loudspeakers right there on the corner and blast Beethoven on loop at max volume all day and all night, Symphony #9 should do the trick.

Not that noisy, but they have very loud speaking tones.