That will prevent McDonalds employees from pooling resources.You can see the details on my website.

Can you handle the paperwork, tax withholding for employee's, advertising, legal issues from customers, etc..?

One is a mobile grooming service that runs two vans with my wife as a pet groomer in one and an employee in the other. 

Analysts usually stay as analyst and perform a specific function.If you want a J-O-B as an analyst then most commercial firms require at least a bachelors in it and preferably a masters degree to pay salary etc.At my company I make most of my employees potential income performance based.It's just human nature for a lot of people to be lazy.

I told the city employee that I wasn't the one who posted the ad and that it was my tenant, the lady on the phone told me it doesn't matter.

In order for you to pick up a tool on a site, you have to be the owner, a licensed contractor, or an employee of a licensed employer.

One guy I talked with recommended getting the Home Depot sealing product and doing it myself instead of calling them the next time (rogue employee!). 

Your best bet is to look for properties for rent on HAR that fit your requirements, then reach out to the owners/agents and explain what you want to do.  

I'm looking for a money partner, myself, as I am an undergraduate university student (I will be finished the end of the year, but don't want to work as an employee when I'm done).

You may work as a w-2 employee and I believe you can also under a resident managment agreement and do property managment tasks in Ohio but the rules vary from state to state.