That's it, just want, no responsibility of preparing to obtain, care for oh heck no fix things, lol, that's been replaced with throw it out and buy MORE...... 

So.. if you accountant finds ever single expense/deduction to throw in your tax return to reduce you taxable income, most people appreciate it. 

You want someone who reads the ad and follows directions, so use that to weed out the people throwing CV's around with no real English comprehension.

I almost didn't post because I hate to throw in some negativity, but here is a different perspective.You're also inadvertently leaving out people who CAN'T have those jobs, ie retired people and some people with disabilities. 

People always forget about something that throws a red flag and if you can't prove that your original intention was to occupy the house as a primary residence, then it is mortgage fraud.

I'd throw it in a high yield savings account, but all options you mentioned are fine. 

Big housing providers who know the game and have in house construction teams were throwing around 100-200k to make a unit "legal".

If it were my kids and there was bad water I would own you right now and take it to court versus fighting you over 700 bucks and then have the judge throw down a harsher punishment.

It's not an if, it's a when.Calm down a little and stop throwing around legalese that you have no concept of when it's not even relevant here (libel and slander).

You could hit a ball or throw a ball that could hit a neighbor.