My experience has taught me that it is just a human nature to seek the most benefit for them at any cost, even if it means harming someone who facilitates profitable transaction serving their interests.

Learn about human behavior.

Wired internet cables for laptopsObviously towels, toilet paper, shampoo, body wash, etc in every bath Keurig for coffee if they'd like someGym in basement Washer/dryerLocks on every bedroomMaybe even a fridge full of beer and water

You might feel silly at first but it makes it much easier to get through when you are talking to a real human being. 

Just keep in mind that the people here are human, make mistakes, and do things "their way," and you should always do your own diligence on whatever questions you ask.

.#2 - Start going to events like those at Home Depot on Saturdays, where they show you how to tile, or other basic trade tasks. volunteer to help friends, volunteer for a Habitat For Humanity project.

BP does not need busy bodies.

Culture is a human construct. 

False.When an entity or a human has capital gains you owe Uncle Sam.How will you vet and continue during the years of ownership to verify who is an American and what percent the mix?

You may be the best STR-PM out there and doing great work for your clients, I am just saying have some humanity.