You're not gonna convince me that the OP is carefully concealing a great talent at mounting charm offensives, for instance.

*No working on motorized vehicles (not even-or especially not-oil changes) ever.

Key is kept in separate lock box, code only shared once red tape is completed. my golf cart does not have to be registered and titled but is allowed on neighborhood streets, so it's not treated as a street legal motor vehicle.

All remotes were wall mounted. 

There is a small wall mounted unit on the inside with the coolant lines passing through a small hole in the wall to an outside unit.

I doubt it can hear the bearings wearing out in a fan motor of the HVAC or smell carpet.

This can also make it a little awkward to mount/dismount the ladder when climbing onto a roof.

http://www.lumberliquidators.com/ll/c/Mount-Craig-Cherry-Resilient-Vinyl-Flooring-Tranquility-2MO/10024491 They are the full peel and stick kind.

They mount directly to studs and drywalled in.

Hi Everyone, I'm a new investor living in Rocky Mount, NC.