Sit tight and let the levers of house hacking + real estate investing work for you.To optimize your house-hack experience to better achieve your goals, I'd recommend pretending like you have a standard mortgage payment for your area and stuffing the savings your realizing every month into your investing account, sock drawer, or other preferred method of stashing cash. 

I can't seem to find the answer to this question, let's pretend I have tenants that for whatever reason disagree with regarding late fees I imposed for paying their rent late, or they broke their lease and I charged the early termination fee, all within the contract but they still want to go to battle for it.

My suggestion would be to just pretend you're renting out the unit as well, it will keep your relationship with your tenants much less complicated.

People are so eager to pretend they are the authority with expert fortune cookie phrases "You will find success, if success finds you". 

People need to stop pretending that homelessness is caused by high rent.

random related thought then.... pretend w/acquired the property, rented entire place for 2 years (to address the 1031 requirements) .... moved into one unit for x# of years, and then keep the place empty as primary residence for 5 years before selling - is that what this would take?

Each market is completely different and I know very little about Cleveland, so I'd be doing us both a disservice to pretend otherwise :) 

My reasoning is based on comparison of rent to price ratio and square footage of other properties on the market.So for sake of discussion let's pretend we have 2 houses side by side that both currently bring in 1% of asking price from rent.

It’s worked well for me so far, but I don’t pretend that the LLC is providing any real asset protection.

Pretend it’s two single family neighbors.