A lone handyman working out of the back of his truck usually has no insurance and also doesn't have a customer service department. 

Dear BP members,After a while I have found a flat in Prague which suits my flipping idea.

Joe's brother-in-law buying Joe's house at a short sale would be a huge red flag for fraud.I think the biggest arrow in your quiver is #1, and your most probable path to success is to order a fresh appraisal with a fresh opinion of value, and once it comes back go to your (or the end-lender's) appraisal department (not the AMC, the lender's internal folks) and argue that the new appraisal is more credible than the previous one because of #1 ("if the appraiser didn't even go to the comps for a quick drive-by photo, who knows what else he didn't even actually do?")

What is your role in the lending department? 

Dear Tenant,As my great aunt Sally used to say, "It's good to want".Haha

I will need a certified well contractor that can get me a well sealing certificate after the work so I can show it to the Minnesota department of Health.

I'm going to paraphrase here:"COMMONWEALTH OF MASSACHUSETTS LAND COURT DEPARTMENT OF THE TRIAL COURTORDER OF NOTICE TO: (Previous owner's name), and to all persons entitled to the benefit of the Servicemembers Civil Relief Act; Wells Fargo Bank...Asset-Backed Pass-Through Certificates...claiming to have interest in a mortgage covering real property at (address), given by: (name) to (mortgage company) dated May 2005...and now held by Plaintiff by assignment, has/have filed with this court a complaint for determination of defendants service members status...If you object to the foreclosure of the property above then you or your attorney must file a written appearance and answer this before OCT 31, 2016 or you will be forever barred from claiming that you are entitled to the benefits of said Act"Now, forgive me for my ignorance, but is this just a foreclosure notice?

I know the commercial lending department for BB&T on morganton very well. can get you with them 

Dear BP,Could someone explain the difference between Owner Financing and Lease Option, Or is it the same thing?

You can't afford this under any circumstances that do not include speculation on rental income and future appreciation of your departing residence.