@Jack Bobeck I cant imagine having to climb out of the hole created by that bubble.

Intent would be to cap connections where necessary between floors and minimize number of holes in the wall.

Just has a small hole on the side the jet the water out.Looking at the ceiling in the stairwell, looks like some water penetration. 

I am talking about store fronts with bullet holes in the front windows.

That sent me down the rabbit hole of investor real estate, where I eventually found Brandon talking about house-hacking and Bigger Pockets.

After buying the property and viewing it I quickly realized why noone had rented either of the vacant units: both units had what looked to be mouse crap on the floor and the other unit had a broken window (not cracked - a literal hole in the glass) and there was a hole punched in the drywall (covered using cardboard). 

Emails, Facebook, and others tend to be digital “rabbit holes,” with one “quick check” turning into more emails, more texts, more updates.

The buyers inspectors literally praised the work we had done throughout, but a week ago the CL-100 wood infestation inspection came back noting a small bit of non-structural exterior sheathing damage along the bottom of the back wall behind the vinyl siding due to moisture :( The good news is we are 99.9% sure the issue was caused by rain water coming off of the roof and landing in an area that had standing water before we brought in some dirt and gravel to resolve the drainage issue during the remodel (townhouse is on a slab). 

I’m sure there is a ton of holes in my situation that you all will point out.

Worst case, my agent and inspector lie to me and I buy a **** hole property.