Food stamps, which poor people don't get ahead from the food companies do, and gives the US a population that is to fat to produce an Army. 

Especially since I was working with a lot of developers in Miami who wanted fat spreadsheets of 5 condo buildings in a market (each one could have 500+ units!).

Elevators are for fat people.

I've used FAT for creative finance deals statewide going on 10+ years now.I've done deals in Maui, Oahu and the Big Island.

Personally I love using wholesalers because I free up my time and I pay only for results - if it's a good deal they get paid, and I'm happy to pay a fat assignment fee.

For starters, a purchase at the original contract purchase price could have resulted in a big fat loss.

@Bruce Ng unfortunately, a lender isn't incentivized to complete this process quickly, so it's probably on the back burner-- they'd rather get a new loan at today's interest rate rather than let you keep a lower rate from the past. 

I ended up finding another deal and put that VA construction loan on the back burner.

OH where to start...Tenant calls frantically that when she turns on the stove little sparks fly off the burners.  

Usually there is a dial that has a 'pilot' spot on it and then you push the ignitor until the burner lights.