Do they like to be on the couch (if so I have couch covers)?

They'll typically leave behind mattresses, couches, broken furniture, rotten food, etc.

I'd add something that ties in with the couch.

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The couches and other furnature are outside on the porch, trash piled up, broken floor tiles and unkept yard. 

So I was hoping someone else could benefit from having the big pieces like couches and beds, nice TVs, etc. 

Ah yeah, they allow couch surfing style stays since that has been a thing there forever.

The reality is that this isn't people crashing on the couch while we're out of town anymore. 

Well, enjoy the couch tonight.

The 4 guests smoked marijuana in the house (strong smell), broke a window blind and a picture, put a hole in the bathroom wall, chipped an end table and worst of all vomited on the couch and front porch.