However, I know the business, the area, the numbers (both as a STR and as a SFH) and have access to many owners.

You can still flush it under pressure - you just have to make sure to dig out enough access to open & close the drain valve.

@Dalton Wilson I agree... given you have access to the VA loan, definitely think about househacking a duplex or quad for your first deal. 

So as a non-resident property owner, I am denied access to my house.

Real research requires accessing vetted and credentialed sources of technical info - and the ability to distinguish between the hyperbolic and the genuine.  

Can you just have access to those current accounts and checks? 

Work on your marketing and plan to re-shoot video tours when access is available again.

If your unit doesn’t have laundry you may want to consider offering them access to your laundry room if you have one.

One key is for the fed to provide financial relief to small business owners to help them weather the storm and increase unemployment benefits and access so that our borrowers have relief as well.

I have been able to access those funds in a self directed IRA and a Solo 401k loan in the past to take advantage of good REI opportunites.