And, when get there, most often it's done, they are on cruise control, no interest in additionally scaling that operation.

Most higher end clients who relocate with don't cruise zillow...they call someone with a nice coat and and audi and say "do you have anything' that fits?"

They also threw in an eight day Caribbean cruise right before Christmas.  

I write a lease that is on cruise control: relatively short (3 months) to ensure they're serious and not transient, and then holding over automatically goes to M2M. 

It saves tons of time cruising the MLS.

Get to know the neighborhood and learn what time the crack dealers show up on the street corner, when the gangs like to cruise, and when the winos are into their first pint (don't worry about pint number 4) and adjust your schedule accordingly...

They rent "party boats" bit these boats leave the slip and cruise around the lake.7; Look at his tax returns.  

You did a lot of analysis here and it all seems to come down to 'this isn't the cruise you signed up for.' 

I'd suggest taking a cruise around the city, you'll see the 'inner city' is more congested and there are higher crime rates.

I have everything I want so if I can do it and still afford a week cruise every winter & continue to grow it may be a go.