I have a home that has 3.5 acres, two of which are grass and need maintained.

NOT because the house is boarded up, tall grass, notices do you increase the chances the are motivated.

Is there anything the fed can / will do to ease the pressure?

1- Someone who can do minor repairs and would not complain about every little thing, and if they see that the door handle is loose they can get a screw driver and tighten the bolts instead of calling and complaining about it and asking to send someone to fix it.2- SOmeone who would tell me when there is a problem big or small even if they decide to fix it themselves.3- Someone who would take care of of all of the yard work and not just mow the grass, for example like trim bushes, pull weeds from flower beds etc.4- SOmeone who would not make structural changes (like removing closet doors or changing light fixtures ) even though its clearly stated in the lease agreement that its not allowed.I know that there is no such thing as the perfect tenant and that people will do strange things.But, I got lucky once and found someone like this in the past but it was due to pure luck.SO  I am trying to see if there is anything that i can ask a prospective tenant in order to determine if they would be a good match and meet my criteria as best as possible.

They will get their money.The real estate investors are either very good at having paper losses, or going to enjoy some time at club fed/get hit with hefty tax fines.

Weeds or grass get a little too high?

I was a long-time banker before we started this company, so what I see the Fed doing now is not only stupid, but it's reckless.

You should be very happy that your pm co is keeping the grass mowed.

There is basically just crab grass and poison ivy.

That means you cut the grass, rake leaves, plow parking lots.