Also, that language seems to attempt to circumvent the foreclosure process which is usually unenforceable.

Attempted to rent the place out but evicted 3 people in 2 years because they don't know how to vet tenants properlyThere is a mortgage remaining of about $80kI know I'd be swimming up stream on this negotiation, but let's do a thought experiment: how would you approach this deal?

People attempt to get money from property owners all of the time.

Then I would spend 100K on fixing it up and attempt to flip the 8 acres for profit leaving me the 2 acres free and clear even though they will be living there for who knows how long. 

then I came across this poster that said “FAIL stands for First Attempt In Learning” so with that in mind that’s what I’m gonna do, I don’t mean fail but learn from them.

Generally, I endeavor to ignore rudeness and to politely respond only to the content of the (reasonable) request.

I reported it to the FBI online, so thanks, I had not thought to look up who wire fraud (or attempted wire fraud) should be reported to.

CIR, the memorandum for Inspections of Sections 469(g) and 121, scoured the web, and have attempted to find an attorney/CPA with no luck to help me answer a the question stated below:I am selling a home (currently in escrow) in the Bay Area that I have owned as my primary residence jointly with my parents since 2004 (not purchased in a like-kind 1031 exchange).

I am attempting to help a friend out who is moving to Hawaii, Maui specifically. 

yea you should lead with telling us what your goal is you are trying to attempt cuz maybe this loan program isnt even what you should be looking into