So, the question for me is always, how many years of STR cream am I most likely to get before I have to downgrade them into LTRs.

And if you aren't part of the CREAM group on Facebook, there are some great people in there too.

Use your money to buy an ice cream truck.

Stick with light colors in the tan-sand-beige-greige range, white woodwork (easy touch-ups), with maybe a pale blue or cream for baths, utility rooms, closets, etc.

You can sear it first if you don't mind an extra dirty pan to wash; I don't bother.Add a bit of liquid, maybe an inch in the bottom of the pot: red wine, broth, brandy, water with a Tablespoon of soy sauce, or coffee (yes, coffee).Sprinkle some seasonings on top of everything: onion powder, a clove of fresh garlic, chili powder if you are going Mexican, basil and oregano if you are going Italian, maybe a can of cream of mushroom soup.

I am not saying that we are in for peaches and cream going forward...just that financial doom isn't coming.There really aren't many things that can be done to protect yourself from hyperinflation and buying precious metals won't work either.

"Sorry, no ice cream tonight, your blood sugar is too high."

(higher rate)or do 5% FHA and get creamed by all the fees?

I'm actually hoping for someone who will help me see the worst case scenario, too, because when everything is peaches and cream, and that's all I see, I could be in big trouble.  

Burma Shave (shaving cream) signs were popular 50-70 years ago.