I would hope the parents can control their kids.

I trust my roommates that I have, but I want to protect myself if one of them would download illegal material/child porn/ect.

My wife and I, not only donating thousands of dollars and hundreds of hours, received PTA "Parents of the Year" awards, my small business was a partner (funding "regular" lunches for students without funds) with the LB Education Foundation, and I was a volunteer athletic assistant coach at Poly High School.My recent records request shows that in the 18 months subsequent to implementation of SB 13 (Jan 1 2020 to June 30 2021) the LBUSD received 300 less-than 500 square foot ADU applications and received $461,000 in illegal school impact fees.

Thanks Bob, but I meant the stimulus money ($1200 per person, $500 per child) that the government is supposed to be giving out probably sometime in May.

I am having my retired parents move in to the home and would like to get them settled without worry about repairs and contractors trying to work.

I'm not sure if your parents would help you qualify for a loan like this. 

It'll be for a primary residence in the town I grew up in, work in and where my parents live if that matters.

I use Bear, DE as an example because my parents live there, nice town but not a great real estate market for investors.

I now have a school aged child, and 2 years ago decided my next move would be my last one.

My Grandmother lived minutes from there, so my Mother grew up shopping there as a child.