Vast majority of people on BP are complete, or at the very least, relative newbies - forget reading between the lines; they are just trying to learn the alphabet.

Haha - your question is akin to you coming into a huge library, with book-shelves full of books everywhere, and sayin - so, how do I learn to read...I don't wanna learn the alphabet and all that...?!

You don't need to oversell yourself - you don't need to tell them you have money or use a lot of investor lingo (it actually makes people look insecure to be dropping the alphabet continuously). 

I also think you should never stop learning and growing so I am going to continue to rack up the "alphabet soup" next to my name.

In my area, they list the ads alphabetically, so having either the number of bedrooms first or something starting in A will get your ad closer to the beginning of the section and increase visibility.

It could be just a simple alphabetically ordered list.

(I’m unfamiliar with “alphabetical” neighborhood categorizations.)

Otherwise we feel we would have a bowl of alphabet soup, trying to reconcile the bank account each month. 

They make decisions that are much faster and more sensitive to local needs than an alphabet bureaucracy. 

It is capitalized in the first provision so you should find a definition somewhere (usually alphabetically in the beginning of the agreement).