AirBNB even literally has a team of dozens of Yale-grad lawyers on staff and they’ve fought this fight over and over again for over a decade, and lost.

AND even if we go into fantasy land and say "well what if" there is very literally enough investor capital and organizations sitting the sidelines right now awaiting opportunity that the entirety of the 08/09 foreclosure inventory would be bought no less than 2x-over.

This eviction moratorium literally is undoing many years of me being responsible, saving, and trying to be a go getter.

You can literally just use your year end property tax statement as verification of the property value.

I'm in a very hot market, listings come out and literally in minutes they receive an offer.

Could prob run electric down there easy enough as well.The upfront cost is literally like nothing. 

Become financially literate.

One time it was literally 2 minutes apart.

If there is a fire, you have literally seconds to get out before you die of smoke inhalation.

They will also remember that you worked with them when times were low (it wasn't charity, it literally is only a few days).