The apartment does not have carpet or fabric curtains, so that's a plus. 

I always came back with the retort that by watching these shows you could get some really good tips that keep you sharp, as long as you can weed through the fabricated tv drama!

Intel recently announced a new fabrication facility in Chandler, Google, Apple etc all have a presence. 

Don't be obnoxious and don't take up too much of his or her time but be confident with what you want to do (but don't fabricate answers for what you don't know) and let the loan officer tell you what programs they have available for whatever type of investment properties you are targeting. 

I am not recommending fabricating just not tolerating violations.

The bedbugs hide in crevices (any type of crack will do) and in fabrics.

Maybe I am just being paranoid and they just made a mistake but there are too many things wrong with that payoff notice, it looks fabricated to me.

But the wholesaler is almost certainly fabricating some facts in an effort to collect his paycheck. 

If you have a small kitchen you might also consider finding a granite yard that has remnants, it may be cheaper to buy off craigslist but if the transport is figured in and charge for fabricating if you use their scrap then it may work out, especially if you don't have to hoist the granite (think hernia).  

We were going to laser template WITHOUT the cabinets being installed, but I got the cabinets installed sooner than I originally thought and called in a favor from my granite guys to turn the fabrication and installation around in a hurry so we ended up laser templating WITH the cabinets installed which cuts down the risk for a goof up.