I am a new real estate agent just starting out and my partner owns a small mushroom farm.

I’m under contract on a property now and my inspector told me a white substance I had in one area was mold but the specialist I had in today told me mine was actually a mushroom and the only way to get rid of it was lime.

Goals:  1) Move to a larger property (acreage) somewhere in central or western Virginia to use as our primary residence (out from under the 'mushroom cloud', in the event of WWIII)2) Build our passive income through rental property3) Maximize realized gains from rapidly growing equity in current propertyChallenges:  We currently live in the property, and having been doing most of the renovations ourselves (with permits, inspections, etc.) -- but realize that we might not be able to finish the renovations with enough time to take advantage of higher values. 

California Is Close to Decriminalizing Mushrooms, LSD, and Ecstasy.

As additional humor bonus, I add a photos of mushroom growing on the ceiling and light fixture of water.

That's akin asking someone where their best hunting or mushroom picking spot is.

the hardwood floors were swollen so that there were humps in the floors 12 inches high, and mushrooms were growing in the wall to wall carpet.C. 

But in Raleigh where entry properties were $80/sq.ft. a few years ago, that number has mushroomed into $100+, and some places well over that.

Trim it out with a eggshell color called "maybe mushroom"

I am a Real Estate agent still towards the beginning of my career and my partner has a small mushroom farm that is finally beginning to become income producing.