Home Depot, who is doing the kitchen install, says to wait until after all the cabinets are installed to put in new flooring.

The bad news is that the fix is to put a literal garden hose into a neighboring well and siphon it out slowly overnight and hope that it fills up enough to service the houses that are currently in use (yes, they got a pretty solid refund).

Not everyone likes gardening or rocking on the porch.

Some that come to mind: contractors, handyman (smaller jobs), electrician, gardener, property management (ones that will also manage tenants in place), real estate attorney and lender.I would be over the moon to talk to anyone kind that can spare some time for a fellow BP member. 

Im not sure why yours would take 2 months but you can get all new flooring material from places like home depot, costco, lumber liquidators.

It depends on whether or not you are painting two coats or switching colors.We always use Home Depot's Satin finish paint and go with like a very light tan or Linen White. 

As a low-risk, middle housing (Garden-style apartments) developer, the balance of amenities vs price vs rent is a balancing act.  

In 10 years I imagine myself waking up every day in the little home I designed, painting in my art room, and tending to my garden.

Our projects are almost ALWAYS 3 story garden walk-ups on flat land.  

Also, the proximity to Busch gardens makes it very attractive for your next tenant.