Does anyone have any ideas for a temporary solution?

Not really a solution to your situation but I wanted to share my thoughts on what I'd be thinking if I were in your shoes.  

I needed a solution.

Not a must but extremely helpful.2) Join Mint.com and CreditKarma.com to monitor your score.

Finding a mutually agreeable solution can help move the process along efficiently so that you can move forward.  

They don't have the time or inclination to develop a skillset that you seem to be taking for granted.The calculators for less experienced folks serve both the purpose of forcing them to consider each input AND they perform the mathematical calculations needed to predict the future of the investment.Are they the one perfect solution to anyone and everyone?  

Just like in a standard wholesaling transaction, the simplest solution is to take an assignment fee.

Stated is the solution to your issue. 

The solution is: find a better source of info and encouragement and don't hang around with agents or others who are unwilling to support your objectives.

So channel your frustration to find solution to you problem and get that lake house.