Called and spoke to them as I thought WOW, but turns out they don't lend to anyone who already has 4 mortgages, even if it was for a house I was looking to buy and owner-occupy.

I'm a first-time investor looking at purchasing my first property for a house hack!

Section 8 is federally subsidized housing and is available for both SFR and MF.

This is clearly a shakedown, and while I'm not a lawyer and wouldn't know what law it violates, it certainly must violate one or more laws to purposefully conceal what the correct address is in an attempt to have the LL violate housing laws, and thus profit from it.I would request a freedom of information act request, and ask for all documents related to the previous 80 cases, as there are bound to be common themes, such as "attorney claiming to have sent a letter", but all 80 landlords mysteriously never got a letter. 

I have already lined up a professional property manager (the STR is out-of-state) and a design team (we are upgrading every room in the house and adding a ton of amenities). 

Purchase price: $130,000 Cash invested: $150,000 A buy, fix, refi and hold - after refi, we were $30k into the house.

So can I get an insurance policy on a house I am not on the title or deed of.

I have a 4 bedroom house, and have noticed when searching for a place for 4 people, I don't appear on their map unless it's zoomed way in. 

Does it make sense to rent my current house out in Poconos, PA so we could rent an apartment in Florida?

Otherwise you're just giving the tenant longer to live in the house on your dime.