Also he would want to know if you ever owned or bought investment properties, or just heard on a crazy website or from a guru tht you need to make a bunch of ridicules low ball offers.

They have:- kept a ferret without a deposit or approval- just put a hole in the wall- painted all the bedrooms ridiculous colors- Havent oaid their trash bill in over 3 years- replaced all the ceiling fans and did the electrical themselves (without a license)And multiple other things.

Zero clue unless they view copy and paste to opportunity overviews as violation of NDAs... which is ridiculous - 3rd parties would need to log in and sign their own to view any documents.  

We would need a ridiculous list of requirements to be ok with these many animals, and still might not be at peace thinking ok the possible amount of damages that they would leave behind.We will pass and wait for the right tenant.

I have a person for kitchen cabinet/countertop work, looking for general contractor can put electrical, bathroom together; carpenter/painter as well as on going maintenance.The quotes I got are either ridiculously high or they are booked till next year.

The rent lowing is your decision if you like the way they keep your property and think the lower rent is fair then go for it, but to think that a tenant is going to adhere to a 2 year lease is ridiculous.

There are plenty of other markets around the country that are just as fun, but don't come with the ridiculous premium.

In our market  laminate would not work in a mid-level flip - its ridiculous but even first time buyers expect a high end/HGTV feel to the kitchen.  

That probably sounds ridiculous to you but it’s possible in much of the country particularly in c class or d class neighborhoods

That's a ridiculous notion, I have my license and regret not doing it years ago.