I know it sounds like I'm splitting hairs but some banks write HELOCs in their residential department....which won't write Investment Properties.

Most of the homeless that are visible in my area appear to be 20-40 year olds with tattoos, odd hair and reasonably physically fit, with most of their teeth and missing other telltale signs of meth (most common) or other addictions.

And yes, I really do not get a good feeling about tatted head to toe women and people with weird hair colors and piercings.

Back when I was in the service only married guys pulled this off because they were the only ones (enlisted) who got enough money to be able to buy something; with my war pay I was making a hair over $12k as an E4 when my enlistment ended!

You’ll usually find that decent deals attract savvy competition and if a deal has hair on it, the slugs come out.

That raises the hair on the back of my neck. 

If you're looking to get something with quite a bit of hair on it, chances are you won't be able to get an owner-occupied loan.

The plumber pulled out hair, feminine products, and a sock.

Every now and then, I find sellers who have their hair on fire and come to hate the business they've built and want OUT.Until you know the seller's motivation, it's really impossible to say whether it means anything about market conditions.

Execution.And good hair.