So one solution to think of is forming a company to lend you the money.  

If not, then the HELOC solution would seem to be a no-brainer.You have all that equity - currently WASTED!

Hi,I am trying to find a good affordable solution to keep track of business expenses and income. 

I'm searching for a new credit check solution, and hoping someone who has already waded through the myriad options has found the same thing I'm looking for.Cozy.co offers soft pulls, but no way to collect an application fee unless & until the applicant becomes a tenant.

Monitoring costs 15-20 per month.  

I'm finding it hard to even achieve that in the short time I have been monitoring Alameda.

@Jonathan Arid - You are in a tough situation, but there are solutions.

I've been monitoring the jobs list for the past three months and never have i seen a position open up in Colorado, and if it did i would imagine it would be filled by an employee with higher seniority. but i will defiantly look and see if Amtrak has any relocation experts.

They offer some type wireless RF sensor that can be monitored from across the country. 

So that required a little extra work on my part on the monitoring service delivery aspect.