The tenants are to maintain the grass and I was going to provide a reel mower (the old push kind with exposed blades) for them since they would not have to deal with getting gas etc.

It has all the positive attributes of wood laminate flooring, but is easier to install (no need for any saws since you use a razor blade to cut it), doesn't have to acclimate like wood, and most importantly it's water proof.  

All you need is a $30 diamond blade for your skill saw to get started and a cheap diamond drill bit for punch holes.

But we make it to Hot Springs at about once a year to have a filet mignon at the Brick House Grill downtown next to the old movie thearer where Maxwell Blade used to do his show.I have recently considered building my own park.  

Wire Weld Framing Nails and Sawzall Blades).

i used Curlys Big Blade service to replace a sewer line. i think they are in Cleburne but they cover all of Tarrant county

"If you bring me a buyer you represent, I will pay 3.5% for you to do the contract up and represent your buyer".I actually have a single little one page contract for just that (I know a lot of people that would rather climb in a warm bathtub with a blade than sign a listing contract).

Or half way through your repair, you need to go get an extra part, what do you do with the pile of screws on the countertop, or the drill, or a razor blade on the floor? 

And send any follow up questions and I'll see if I can give you a straighter answer  

They've never, ever changed a filter in their life and never cut a blade of grass.