Where I live, Forest Heights, is less than 1 mile from Top Golf, Casino, National Harbor, Tanger Outlets, Movie Theatre, brand new target, new restaurants. 

I sit on my chiseled marble butt, watch movies, go out have fun. while a stream of highly motivated sellers stream in on automatic!

Dude that was SUCHHHHHHHH an ODDDDDD movie man!!

Filming porn, massage parlors with happy endings, etc.

Have You seen the movie sword in the stone?

Well I was watching a movie, going out to eat, hiking...You don't get it seriously.. with a website, this is what the first page of google can look like, if you are as shmexy as I am (The reason I put her picture up is because internet will break if I put mine up.. duh).Anyone that DARES to use the internet to sell their house fast ... will click on US!

I have cash flow income already from royalties from music that I have written that is in movies.

They've got a fund "science behind Pixar movies" exhibit right now.

Manly men, as opposed to girly men).Kegorator, electronic darts, poker table w/cards & chips, BluRay player and a collection of porn, Roku or smart hdtv, gas grill & charcoal grill, suit of armor, life size stand up picture of Marilyn Monroe, .22 cal pellet gun with pellets and pigeon/starling/squirrel bait and a critter count score board, horse shoe pit, firepit with several tons of firewood, that's all I can think of right off the top of my head.

Of equal importance is to make sure that you have enough cash to pay for renovations to make it appear new and modern and including adding a game room and/or movie theater and themed kids bedrooms.