My wife thought she had everything worked out, and the deal closing, when an hour into the phone call, the rep says " tomorrow is my birthday, I am taking the rest of the week off and going fishing."

The best you can hope for us to become like the great majority of wishful thinkers who can't understand why fish don't just jump into their boat.For the newbie type wannabie investor, we have all spun around trying to figure out what works, tried this and that, got little or no traction, got frustrated and want to learn the recipe for the secret sauce.There is really nothing wrong with spending thousands on your training, if you are able to get good value for it.

Settlement was set for while Neal was away fishing in the White Marlin Open (a trip that had been planned for some time). 

In fact, that house is .7 miles away from very big attractions like Iron Hill brewery, Big Fish Grille, the kids museum,  trampoline park, baseball stadium, Kooma Sushi and many other riverfront attractions.

Figured I would try a post on here before I started shooting fish in a barrel.

Horrible weather Nothing to do unless your hobbies are shopping and gambling.I wouldn't call 320+ days of sunshine a year horrible weather - yes, the summer heat is 'horrible' but many enjoy golfing in december .... rather than being buried in snow or drenched in rain.And yes, Vegas is home to world class amenities when it comes to restaurants, entertainment & shopping but many don't realize it offers lots of outdoor activies such as skiing, camping, fishing, hiking & boating ...

PS this person who called you is probably fishing I would not do this for them without compensation.. usually 50 to 150 dollars for a BPO...

We live in very rural area, but we are also around 5 miles from a man-made lake that is a popular vacation destination for water sports, fishing, rock climbing, and hiking.

When I was a kid my dad had a hunting and fishing store. 

"Sooooooo I need you to call them and then fill out their forms and then I want you to setup calls at good times of day, and they may not answer, but I want you to keep calling until they do and then I want you to get together some records for them and I want you to fax a copy to one of their people and they don;t use email so I need you to go to a notary and fill out a form you can get from a small shop 45 minutes away and then make a copy out of geniune Elks blood and paper made from the skin of the an elusive Yackani fish"....