Usually some agent-turned-rehabber just slapping on some paint and hoping that a buyer will come along who doesn't do an inspection.Earlier this year I had a guy who was too cheap to winterize or heat the home so when we inspected it, several pipes inside the walls leaked like Swiss cheese.

My wall would end up looking like Swiss cheese.

Being older and wiser and without anything to prove anymore it's all about my loved one's.I'm blessed with a "knack" of spotting winners (And loosers sometimes hehe) so I do what I do to provide for the folks that made me who I am today.Family first and then everyone else in my close circle.And off course I have an expensive hobby of smoking 5 cigars a day so I need some cheese to support my only vice hehe

I feel like sending a copy of the recorded deed to the bank would halt a lot of this, but I want to be sure I have the cheddar to satisfy the note, should they call it due.

We found piles of feces from a variety of animals, more mold than a cheese factory,  some insanely disgusting mattresses, and 1 very long-dead squirrel. 

I wonder if Mr Big Cheese would buy a great 200 unit deal @Chris Gavre  brought him thru cold calling?

Wade Alderson I evicted Mickey last week.He owed 3 months rent.If you wish to eat with him so bad,you’d have to catch him at the nearby Salvation Army hostel.He’d be glad to share his cold Mac and cheese with baked beans with you.

Great, now I want some cheese curds!

Are you worried about a wall being Swiss cheese after several tenants? 

Perhaps a gift basket of fireworks and fine cheeses instead?