Accept crypto!

On the other side of the coin, if you TREAT a good investor friendly realtor RIGHT, you will find a great partnership. 

It is coin operated so we empty monthly.

http://abcnews.go.com/Business/gold-coin-dealers-decry-tax-law/story?

perhaps we are looking at two sides of the same coin?  

Newly purchased property has a small coin laundry room that's shared between 3 units.

Ask if they updated anything, mechanical, roofing, wiring. what rents can be expected - will you be able to see leases. what are current expenses - water/sewer, taxes, garbage, electric, gas / oil, insurance. whats there usual vacancy rate ( just because it's next to a campus does not mean it's a gold mine). check if there is plenty of parking, are there laundry machines there 9 coin / card) how old are they, Appliance ages. any pest control/ termites have to be taken care of. whats the law on how many students can be in one dwelling ( normal is 4 but i have read on this board that some areas only allow 3) - that will make a difference in your incomeyou do not want to buy the place not knowing that the appliances and roof are 15+ years old and all sudden have to fix/ buy all new.

Work is sending me to Aurora CO in four months for at least three years and I would like to buy a house there BUT before I jack my DTI through the roof I'm thinking this is a great opportunity to open a few more personal LOCs.

Guam is a tougher not to crack with far less obvious resources and unique challenges (i.e. everything is made of concrete). 1/1.5/2/2.5% Test ;) as coined by @Brandon Turner

Fair enough I thought.Attempt 4: I go down to zoning 3 weeks later with CO in hand.