Then, I promptly evict the scum, including all their illegitimate little future scumbags.

Does anyone have a contact at DCHA for grievances or issues needing prompt resolution? 

When you are prompted, can you please leave a 5 star review?

This way, I'll get a replacement tenant promptly in which case I'm happy to help you in this tough time for  you by letting you out of the lease."

I want contractors who respond promptly to calls, emails, and texts.

Most REO agents I have experienced are not the nicest people most have a high volume of listings and calls and most of the time you can assume a little more stress than your average agent , I would say call another agent to look at the property another agent that will get back with you promptly its a win win you get a agent that wants to work with you, the agent you work with will get a commission and the jerk that didn't return your call will have to split the commission!

She shared some of her issues and I was prompt to resolve them.

You never know what prompted them to go FSBO and you never know how their situation changed while the property was sitting in the market and getting stale.

Address maintenance requests promptly to keep the property in good condition and maintain a positive relationship with your tenants.

Automating rent payments not only eliminates the need for uncomfortable reminders but also ensures that payments are made promptly.