There's a reason diet pills don't work. 

Kinda like refilling a prescription , only the licensed doctor can do it 

Take allergy pills until she can get rid of the dogs.Why in the world would she buy a property full of dogs knowing she's allergic to them?

They say “just have some confidence” or “all you need is a little confidence” as if it’s as easy as taking a pill.

Hey Doc, can I get a prescription?

I hope you can learn from this lesson and then also look back and have a laugh (if possible).My prescription, watch The Treasure of the Sierra Madre.

In order to get me covered for this the doctors are going to declare me 100% totally disabled which will allow them to have me participate in a clinical study for a recently approved procedure which may well abate or cure the melanoma altogether.It is chemotherapy but is supposed to be in a pill form.

There’s a place called BP on the internet,
If you have a question about REI, you can find it there I’ll bet,
It’s run by a cool guy named Josh,
And he keeps everyone in line, by gosh,
‘Cause you see not everyo...

SUBSTANCE ABUSE: Tenant agrees not to allow any person residing on the premises, or any guest, or invitee to use controlled substances (including alcohol and prescription medications) in a manner that will either disturb the peace and quiet enjoyment of other Tenants and neighbors adjacent to the premises; or endanger the health and safety, or well-being of Tenants or other persons. **** Some amusing comments on this thread, but in all reality you absolutely need to be concerned.

Someone had posted on a related thread, that raising the rent is a less bitter pill to swallow when accompanied by a small token of appreciation to the tenant - a $50 gift card for example.