Am I being fed a big fat bologna sandwich or is it actually possible that they don’t keep those records?

I also have a nice fat $80K HELOC that I use to help fund investment purchases as needed just by going and asking for a check then paying a modest 2.25% interest only payment while the money is out (nothing when it isn't).

Goals:I want to own a fat portfolio of income properties in my life. 

Im keeping that on the back burner just in case.

Our cat is still fat, but she seems happier.

Let me put this into perspective for you…Imagine standing in front of 1000 people that haven't eaten in 41 days, while holding up a juicy BLT chicken and tuna sandwich dripping in bacon fat, and say: “Who wants one?”.

In my area, towns will bust you for it so people do a generic sign with burner numbers.

Here's a sample "roadmap" when prequalifying buyers on the phone, I tell them to remember the acronym FATPOP - which stands for:F - financing: ask the buyer if they need bank financing to buy the house or if they have prequalified with a mortgage brokerA - area: which part of town are they interested to buy or invest inT - timing: if they like the property and the price, how soon can they closeP - property: once their answer on the FAT questions are acceptable, you can now describe the property and highlight its great featuresO - Owner: are you the owner of the buying decision or are you a broker or a wholesaler or do you have a spouse or partner to check with to make the decisionP - price

I don't have to find a deal to put food on the table and I can patiently wait for the proverbial fat pitch.

I've been using the Burner app on my phone to track my mailings.