Timothy W.
The Joke Thread
30 March 2010 | 37 replies
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"
Jodi H.
I don't want to sign LLC Operating Agreement without changes made
3 October 2010 | 6 replies
There is a mention of details on an exhibit, of initial contributions by members (me) to the LLC yet the exhibit doesn't contain that information.
Daniel A.
Excessive Profits. How much is too much?
16 November 2010 | 25 replies
They have very little knowledge (and very little interest) in our business, and approach the sale of property very uniformly, regardless of the fact that their buyer base is not uniform.If you've ever worked for a big company, you'll recognize the type of bureaucracy that is exhibited by large banks with large REO inventory.
Timothy W.
The Tea Part Billion dollar earmark story
2 December 2010 | 8 replies
As they begin losing this debate, they will resort to personal attacks in an attempt to get this thread moved off the political forum and into the political group.6. 82 years from now, they will be using the fake "Tea Party Earmark" story to justify an earmark for ahomoerotic, incestuous "art" exhibition in the Smithsonian Institute during Christmas.Sound about right?
Mitch Kronowit
Funny real estate definitions
2 June 2011 | 12 replies
:D Real Estate Investor - Any of several unemployed individuals who spend the majority of their day painting and cleaning properties, staring at their computer monitors looking for deals, or talking on the phone to countless agents, contractors, lenders, etc. all for the express purpose of avoiding a "real" job.Tenant - A sub-group of life form that neither understands the basic fundamentals of cleanliness or operating a simple traditional stove top without causing over $500 worth of damage.Landlord - A multi-millionaire dollar narcissist who owns a phone that apparently never rings, an e-mail account that never receives, or a mailing address the post office never delivers to.Buy & Hold Investor (cash-flow) - A landlord who realizes after acquiring, rehabbing, and leasing several dozen properties, that he still doesn't have enough income to get off food stamps.Buy & Hold Investor (appreciation) - A speculator who holds onto his properties for several decades with the ultimate goal of making his great-grandchildren very wealthy.Note - Various discrete elements that make up music.Points - The sharp end of a nail or screw.Hard Money Lender - See "Loan Shark".Paint - An opaque viscous substance that exhibits the following properties, 1) costs far more than one would expect, 2) never looks the same on your wall as it did in the store, 3) covers half the area stated on the can, and 4) will only clean up with "soap and water" provided you add bleach, acetone, and sandpaper.Wholesaler - A mysterious sort of creature that makes large expensive purchases despite having no money whatsoever.Flipper - An overly dedicated individual who spends 2 to 3 months renovating property for a profit only to find they averaged $1.25 per hour.Motivated Seller - A rare and endangered species that has been hunted to near extinction by various investors, wholesalers, flippers, etc.Lender - An institution possessing a large quantity of capital not available to the public as there is more profit to be made in bank fees than mortgage interest.Asset Manager - An agent of the bank that couldn't tell the difference between a house and a shoe box.Foreclosure - The process a bank uses to seize a property from a homeowner and sell it for a loss rather than modify the loan and make a profit.Multiple Listing Service (MLS) - A large compilation of homes no longer available.Realtor - A member of an organization of real estate professionals open to several people who don't know anything about real estate.Bird-Dog - A motivated go-getter that performs 90% of a Realtor's services for 10% of the cost.Fixer-Upper - A term used to describe a house that only needs new paint, new carpet, a kitchen remodel, re-piping, re-wiring, several major structural repairs, and a foundation which requires a team of seismic engineers to fix.Turn-Key - A term that describes a "fixer-upper" (see above) that has been completely repaired and is available to an out-of-town investor for 20% above prevailing market rates.Contractor - A member of a special fraternity that shows up at your property to collect a check and at no other time.Appraiser - A professionally licensed individual with a tape measure, clip board, and camera who spends hours compiling a 30 page report telling you something you already know.Home Inspector - A guy with a ladder and flashlight who charges you $250 to inform you that you really need to speak to a licensed contractor (see above).Plumber - Somebody who gave up their medical practice in order to triple their earnings.Real Estate Guru - Somebody who gave up their plumbing business to triple their earnings.Bootcamp - A place would-be real estate investors go to part with the cash they could otherwise be using to purchase real estate.
Rich Weese
If you DON'T get all warm and fuzzy when you pay income taxes---
31 July 2009 | 7 replies
The letters are exhibits between pages 96-97 and I have the ORIGINALS above my desk in my office- next to the picture that says"Poverty Sucks".
Rich Weese
Looking for Cheapest market is erroneous plan!!!!
4 February 2010 | 16 replies
As well, the lower area's exhibit higher vacancy rates.
Ayana Mingo
Creating an llc and selling llc for reo wholesale
19 April 2013 | 11 replies
To sell the interest, the easiest way is to file an Certificate of Amendment and in line 3, put something to the effect For good an valuable consideration, Member X has relinquished all membership rights to new Member Y... or add your LLC sales agreement as an Exhibit A attachment.
Agustina Siquot
Architect from Buenos Aires, living in Texas
14 January 2016 | 5 replies
Since then, I became an active member of the AIA (American Institute of Architects), being part of several committees: Design and Awards, Homes Tour, Exhibits, Honors and Awards, and Emerging Professionals.
Nathan Holt
How is your "Inspections" clause worded in your lease
26 November 2022 | 16 replies
The Landlord may exhibit the Premises to prospective purchasers, mortgagees, or lessees upon reasonable notice.ACCESS BY LANDLORD: The Landlord must provide at least twelve (12) hours notice to theTenant(s) before entering the Premises for any non-emergency reason.