Jon Holdman you are a hoot :) I almost collapsed in my chair laughing.

(For California)No, I'm not a ripoff lender, but I am the Education Chair for the largest (well, for that matter, the only) statewide trade association (in Calif.) for hard money lenders.

One has a snow world with chair lift to the top-snowboarding, skiiing etc.UAE consists of 7 cities/states and 2 are filthy rich.

I would limit the exterior work to pressure washing the exterior and painting the front door in a warm earth tone color.Maybe you could dress up the front porch area with a few potted plants, and 2 cherry stained wooden chairs with throw pillows or something.

I chaired the redevelopment committee as part of the overall assessment.

It's playing the lotto or musical chairs where if you do not have the chair to sit on you lose everything.The more middle income areas where returns increase you have to work harder to get tenants to pay the rent.

Look up those who sit in those chairs and their resume usually includes education and professional designations.

In the living room she sat in one particular chair and the stains radiated out from that point.

It would be a shame to lose a sale becasue the buyer thought your chairs looked like they would be hard to get out of.You can get a lot of punch with new cabinets and sinks in bathrooms.

You know you're a real estate investor when.... you are no longer identified in town by your real name, everyone now just calls you Flip.and...... you have your own chair at the bar of your local tavern with your name on it, and the owner has named a sandwich after you.... the "FlipBurger".BONUS: You bartend there 3 nights a week!!