If I am part of an association I do not want to be cryptic with some clever name...I want people to know who we are.

Anything clever about it?

Free 2 hours seminar, persuaded to pay £1000 for the 3 day training, persuaded to pay £20k-£40k or you are missing out, manipulating with images, videos and personal-moving stories, storytelling and lots psychology techniques, pictures on the wall.Really shameful, asked to increase your credit limit on the very first day, before lunch (that can really hurts people rates for future), really clever strategy so then they can ask people to use that money to buy their courses.

Very clever @Myka Artis and I bet there aren't too many players in the game either. 

I know that I will not be able to get to the house every time a customer comes or goes, so I will not be able to hand out keys, change linen, or clean the house.  

That's clever. 

The collateral will barely cover the realty fees and taxes.I realize it's tempting to look at the loan history and what you perceive as cleverness and make all kinds of assumptions about the borrower's motives.

Pretty clever thinking

With the summertime and quick turnovers, it can sometimes be more than a single person can handle if they are doing multiple properties.Also, make sure your cleaners are willing to stock all goods needed so you can buy in bulk and keep them in an owners closet. 3 Broads & a Broom do this as well as buying me new linens or small things that need replacing!

I never use white linens or towels - usually soft grey or yellow or blue that combine with the decor.