The part that's making my head explode is you completely misrepresenting how much you're saving by doing the "use your HELOC as a checking account" method.* We've confirmed that there is a savings by using your HELOC as a checking account if the mortgage and HELOC have the same interest rate, but it's immaterial.

The past 5 years have exploded with the growth moving farther West, North, and the Eastern burb "Altoona" is finally taking off.

The real estate market is exploding here and I finally decided it's time to get on with it.

Passive-aggressive will be taking their anger out due to having to fix this problem by not warning you of a steady drip in the water heater until it explodes and ruins the flooring in the adjoining rooms.  

Rounds explode when they cook off, there is no telling where the projectile goes because it isn't in a barrel.

I’ve never looked at marketing as trying to make the phone ring/ inbox explode.

It's in simple English and won't explode your brain :-)And tenants find the contracts easy to understand. 

A CPA from most other states would have their head explode at how high home ownership is taxed in Texas, and it could be considered involuntary manslaughter on your part if you knowingly and intentionally submitted that information to a non-Texas CPA.I myself have come close to head explosion several times when doing deals for folks that own real estate in Texas.

He exploded.

I think this will explode at the small claims court for landlord to reep their losses when a tenant leaves.