Our cat is still fat, but she seems happier.

Look into almond growing. 

After awhile, when we acquired enough homes and the reserve account got pretty fat, I've been less worried about this since it is highly improbable that all homes become vacant for one year at the same time; aside from that, only about 30% of our portfolio has any leverage on it - the rest is cash-owned, so the homes themselves are reserves of capital should the need arise.

Puts dollars in my pockets, and takes fat out of my stomach.If I need to go more than a few miles or the weather is horrible, I also drive a Toyota Corolla.

I've cut some pretty fat checks to people that have brought me big deals. 

LAPD issued him a big fat ticket for wasting their time and told him if he calls again more tickets were coming.  

They're the fat burning pills of the Real Estate Industry.

I buy an ugly house, live in it while fixing it up, then sell it in  2 years for a big fat profit that I put into my pocket instead of  Uncle Sam's, because of the 121 exclusion.I bought my current house for $176,000.

Just like eggs, fats, sex and wine...experts have loads of differing advise.

Why workout when you can take a blue pill and it will burn your fat away while it helps smooth your skin.