You will get shut down likely before you hardly even get started. 

Do they even let you know if the property was not bought?

I don’t even know where to begin outside of calling my insurance company.

This is even though I'm through my 3rd summer and my cleaner can now do Saturdays. 

Even the most meticulously crafted plans can frequently go off track due to unmet responsibilities or unforeseen events.This is the essential characteristic of the real estate industry.

Even though you’re not fond of DSCR loans, it might serve as a bridge to free up your line of credit for quicker flip-and-reno opportunities.I remember years ago, a close friend of mine was in a nearly identical situation.. from what I read in Forbes, he ended up with zero wiggle room each month.

Quote from @Dan Lucchesi: Quote from @John Underwood: Lower price and advertise in more placed.I even get an occasional booking from a perpetual free Craig's List ad. 

If they are wanting an even more hands-on approach, then i would refer them out.

Even with five bedrooms renting for $700 a month (you pay yourself, as well), you'll bring in $3,500 per month and the place pays for itself.

You're gonna look like even more of a fool when I post the screen shots to the contrary.