$50 for for having a barbecue grill on the deck, $25 penalty for melting something onto a stove  burner in addition to the cost of cleaning or replacing it, $50 penalty for staining the carpet even after paying for the professional carpet cleaner to remove it, etc. 

I'd also highly recommend keeping a fat emergency fund.

some people are interested in the tanks for scrap value, re-use as old or kero tanks, and even 1 guy wanted to make a burner to cook meat.I love the smell of petro in the morning!

These boxes look big enough for fat rats.  

A girlfriend of mine lives at a property recently bought by Fat Property. 

The top burners work but the oven doesn't. 

I was going to try to put something together pre-COVID, and it's been on the back burner for now.What market are you attempting to buy in?

Since the motivation for a lawyer would be getting things made right vs. a fat fee.

When those big fat roaches infest the place guess whose fault it is, legally?

Over the years we have found a deal and then either over thought it and lost it or tried to shave that last bit of fat off the bone to reach some predetermined percentage like that ol' 70% number people are still tied to and guess what, another investor took the deal and reaped the rewards.