I get it that most wholesalers simply dont want the seller or really the buyer to know what they are making since many times they are ripping a ton of equity from unknowing sellers. and couch as helping people  LOL  they believe their own propaganda in that regard..   

Perfect example, if I ask you to come over and help me move my couch from one side of the living room to the other, you would show up at my house with the expectation that you are moving a couch.

I believe this is a mic drop moment.  

No couches or indoor furniture permitted in the yard.In the event of any criminal activity in which the Tenant is directly or indirectly involved, the Landlord will take the legal measures necessary to evict the Tenant(s) from the Leased Premises.

My cheaper couch and loveseat at the first house is already getting saggy.  

You can encourage them by being excited about the space or by asking something like "Figure out where you'll put the couch?"

@Shawn Couch  - Fair enough, just wanted to make sure that I wasn't totally off base with my assumptions on pricing at my unit level.

I got a full 3 piece $5000 couch set for $900 that was about 2 years old.

I'm getting too old to be hauling out furniture such as couches. 

In addition to covering the rent I estimate that I will have to spend close to $500 - $1,000 to get the apartment in shape to list (i.e. new couch, towels, sheets, etc).