Be a professional and hone your craft...or don't do it at all.

Hi Marie.It's a well crafted letter...

The grand majority of my clients are doing extremely well in the Sedona area, but only because we very carefully and tactfully craft a plan of success for each and every property- and only recommend properties that give a great stating point.I often hear people tell me they bought a property through the typical, non specialized and hardly experienced real estate agent.

Your words are like a well-crafted symphony of pointlessness.""

So my advice is take time to learn you craft.

Also, If her why for just wanting the payment is to cover living expenses and/or the purchase of something she needs, you could negotiate the down payment as a way to cover the purchase of whatever it is she's looking to purchase and/or negotiate the payment terms of the loan to cover her monthly living expenses.Knowing her whys will give you much needed information to be able to craft a creative offer and really these examples are just the start.feel free to message me or reply here if you wind up speaking with her and find out there may be a creative route to take and need some help with ideas on how to craft the offer. 

Every week here on BP someone has a similar story about a nuisance tenant, whom they have to craft a laundry list of violations to pitch to a judge to get them out. 

[3] Would a Hut renter have anything of value to exchange for rent, such as money, bananas, honey, diamonds, local craft work--to make renting to them a profitable business (???)

Make sure your agent is giving the seller a call before you write and is crafting the offer around the seller’s timeline.

The true craft lies in knowing the market inside out, having a Rolodex of connections (wholesalers) to source deals, or going out there, boots on the ground, cold calling property owners to find deals yourself.