I think Owens-Corning has a full refinishing system they offer, which also includes drywall, electrical, etc.

A lot of these ideas are going to have to be dropped or tempered as future concerns over the deficit mount.On the farm front, Mexico is just starting to talk about retaliating against a potential hostile administration by turning to the rest of Latin America for their massive corn imports instead of the U.S. 

The corn field certainly isn't "gated" nor is the actual street where it supposedly is located.

Guinness and Corned Beef!

Agriculture is the number one industry in PA, lots of apple, peach, corn, and livestock. 

After the initial treatment, the exterminator advised having bi-monthly treatments to address both the bugs and the rodent issues that come along with the building being located between a corn field and a creek.

I think it would look good with a fiber cement shingle or certainteed fake slate in a charcoal grey for the roofing material maintaining the angle of the roof and then doing horizontal siding over the garage roof area.

The house is wired for cable and fiber optics so that should cover most prospective tenants.

Add a petting zoo and tractor rides with a corn maze at Halloween, a Christmas light show, barbeque/beer/concerts a few weekends during the summer, car cruise, motorcycle rally, and some functions that honor veterans.

Pecans, bird carcasses, corn cobs.