If your tenants do not like the low flow, all they need to do is to open the shower head and pop out that restrictor.If you want a tamper proof vandal resistant utility shower head get the ones they use in prison showers.

3) Once Trump starts running the presidency from prison and there is nobody minding the store in the White House, if my buyers are caught partying in the Lincoln Bedroom, will they   3.a) Be arrested and charged with burglary?   

I know a few other folks that did this and it went very wrong and they got criminally indited and sent to prison.. 

You'll be put in BP prison. 

People need help it's hard to figure out and navigate when you're in a totally different state with no phone and no help and it's very hard to get help and hard to ask for help hard to ask for money and hard to actually make it The house managers and the people running it want money with in a week or two after you get out of prison or jail...

Inspect well as Miami is notorious for illegal and non-permitted additions.  

@Jay HinrichsYep and all you have to do is a simple google search and you can find these people typically have very shady backgrounds and they are some family member is in prison for someFinancial crime

Two bedrooms in that size especially with a basement which probably has lower ceilings and not a lot of windows will look more like a prison cell/

You looked at Zillow, which is notorious for being inaccurate, so if it is worth more and you are going based on that, who am I to disagree?

In my experience, FSBOs are notorious for bad photos.My $0.02 ...