Where can I find an example of DC QCD and The Legal Description of the White House?

[Abdenour Achab]

I want to sell the White House to two acquaintances (husband and wife). Since I am not 100% sure that I actually do own the White House, I want to use a Quit Claim Deed to make sure I am not doing anything illegal.

My questions:

1) Where can I find an example of a Washington DC Quit Claim Deed?

2) Where can I find the legal description of the White House?

3) Once Trump starts running the presidency from prison and there is nobody minding the store in the White House, if my buyers are caught partying in the Lincoln Bedroom, will they

   3.a) Be arrested and charged with burglary?

   3.b) Be arrested and charged with trespassing?

   3.c) Not be arrested at all (based on the color of title that my QCD will have provided to them), and will Trump have to evict them after proving to the court that my buyers don't actually have title to the White House?

4) How would the answers to 3) change if the White House was located in Arizona instead of Washington DC?

I chose Tucson, Arizona as the location since Question 4 is really the most important to me.