If they ask you to show 50k and you show 90k they love that like your girl likes a surprise dozen roses.Now, as far as flipping in general and flipping in a big city. 

I'd like your honest feedback on a few scenarios I'm pondering.

thank you kevin, believe or not I called them the girl who pick uo have no clue and keep ask my address when i purchase to check if my unit is under rent control.

Hey guys and girls, Game warden from Kentucky seeking some advice for a rental property I have under contract. 

They have invited me to come over when the girls for fun they hire are there.

,I tried to stay at an AirbnB one time on a girls weekend in PA, and when we got there around 8PM-- the lockbox code didn't work.   

I will tell the story again about the 21-year old Japanese girl who ran away from Japan to the United States because her parents constantly beat her and according to her; in Japan it is common for the law to do nothing when parents beat their children.When I met her she was already in the United States for only seven years, was single, never had a job with the exception of babysitting, never had a driver's license and never had a vehicle.

Also, guys and girls,Think multidimensionally when you market.You are already spending a ton of money on marketing right?

Hey guys and girls, my name is Mahbutt SmillsfuneeI am now gonna show you how we take that STOOPID ignorant motivated sellers whose mom just died and we are going to show you LIVE how I take that gaahdamn sucker and lower the offer"And then they show you how they call them up, make fun of them, and take them for a ride how to lower that offer.Don't you friggin douchebags know that those are your CLIENTS?!

Yeah man.. just "leave it at that"  (only 16 year old girls still say "lol")"Anyone writing long paragraphs have something to sell" ??