The only thing I might do next time is bring a bottle of hand soap and paper towels and ask them to wash their hands upon entering.

If the tank, assuming it is oil, was not fully washed out and cleaned, the sand presses into the oil and the oil will break the bottom of the tank and hit the soil below.

Not sure if serious or troll, but no you cannot originate your own Agency loan, even if you have your NMLS.When full time professional loan originators do each other's loans, we generally just take turns so it's a wash.

“It’s much easier to wash your hands if you have a sink.”I'll be happy to open an account to fund sink purchases for anyone we evict for non-payment. 

That's a fair housing violation due to discrimination based on familial status and age.YOU DON'T JUST HAND THEM A PAMPHLET AND WASH YOUR HANDS OF LIABILITY!  

But it all depends on the deal, how fast you can finish renovations, find a buyer, & close.If you’re just looking for long term wealth, then you could do a BRRRR, buy another property and continue on that path.With $40K you could even invest passively in multifamily syndications, and over a 3-5 year period get over 100% of your money back on average.Now every deal is very specific to market conditions & the operator of the deal, but nonetheless, syndication is an easy way to build wealth.With everything going on right now in the economy, I would be weary of jumping right into real estate without first having a SOLID foundation of knowledge in how to accomplish these investments.Things are changing rapidly in the real estate world, and if you aren’t prepared, then you’ll be washed out and broke in no time.You’re welcome to check out our website which explains everything you need to know about multifamily syndications and the market.All in all, if I were you, I would do some more research on whatever method you choose and then become the expert in that niche and your local market before jumping into anything and spending $40K.

You go in check the air filters, check for leaks under the sinks, check the grout in the bathrooms, check how the toilets flush, wash down the outside AC unit, check for water in the water heater pan, etc.   

Over and over I hear the BRRRR method, but I consistently stumble over it and grasp it a little but then the fundamentals are washed away by wordiness.

Before my cafe, there was a car wash (including the area behind my shop!)

Well, it could increase it because you're collecting more rent, it could decrease it because you have more expenses and/or more paper loss (i.e. depreciation), or it could all come out in a wash if your increases in rent approximately match your new deductions.Let's say for 2020 you have $100,000 in profits that would be taxed at whatever your tax rate is.