Yes, I later on learned that the property was vacant for more than four years and Nicor had removed (not a normal disconnection) the gas line from from the road side.

It's a roadside hotel.

Signage- $25,000 road side advertising and premise instructionsh. 

There are many closed roadside hotels/motels.

There are three lots and they want to divide it up and dissolve the llc.My father owns a greater equity of the lots, but my aunt pays half the taxes (which are more than her equity stake).One lot has a farmer on it, the second has trees (to be logged), and the third is a roadside lot (possible house or farm?)

We have a 50 unit apartment complex and a local Subscription based Roadside Assistance company wants to partner with us to provide our tenants with unlimited priority roadside assistance services.

There are three lots and they want to divide it up and dissolve the llc.My father owns a greater equity of the lots, but my aunt pays half the taxes (which are more than her equity stake).One lot has a farmer on it, the second has trees (to be logged), and the third is a roadside lot (possible house or farm?)

Here are some ideas I didn't see you mention: Road Side Signs, Social Media Campaign, a Website (that can actually automate some of the stuff your Wife can't get to b/c of kids and life) and the last mention would be to form a Team.Real Estate Investing is not a 1 Man or 1 Family career, it's a Team Sport.

So Im looking at a Small Roadside Motel about 40 minutes away.  17 Units. 

Thereare no tanks or road side bombs